What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What shape has a knighthood?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do insects learn at school?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
If you need help building an ark..
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
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