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Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

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When did they play tennis in the Bible?

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