What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?