What did one plate say to the other?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?