How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How do fleas travel?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?