Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why is heaven always so tidy?