What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?