What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do fish use for glasses?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?