My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you call a fish without an eye?