Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the snake name his daughter?