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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do goldfish go camping?