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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?