What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How was the wedding?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did spring break up with winter?