How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Where do surfers go to school?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do jokesters study in college?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?