What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How are mountains able to see?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do rich squirrels eat?