Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

How does dinner smell?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..