Which family member has tusks?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why are winter days great?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?