What's a father's favorite flower?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call a smelly horse?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What animal should you never play poker with?