What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What fish only swims at night?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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