Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What shape is bad at driving?