What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?