What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of books do boats write?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
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