What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?