What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?