What animal always goes to heaven?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do you measure a millennial?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?