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What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why do cows go to New York?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?