What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is the smallest lion?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?