Why did the cat go to medical school?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Where do termites go camping?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?