What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why are books always so angry?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do kids love theater classes?