What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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