What animal has the worst mood swings?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?