What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why are winter days great?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why was the picture sent to jail?