What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?