How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What school subject really rocks?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.