What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do billboards talk?
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What's a frog's favorite sport?
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Where does mist apply for a loan?
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