What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you make antifreeze?