What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Are baby skunks cute?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why are baseball games at night?