What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are ghosts always single?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?