What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What famous scientist will try anything?