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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

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What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

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