What do you give an angry rhino?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?