What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?