If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why was the cat so small?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?