Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the cat so small?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
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