How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?