Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What condiment has wings?
A book just fell on my head.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
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