Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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