What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How long do chickens work?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?