What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?