What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?