How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?