Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which computer won the talent show?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
It's allergy season again?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
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