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What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What animal floats best?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?