Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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