Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
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What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do scientists grow fruit?
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