Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How does one gelatin greet another?
It's Crowded!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
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