What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why do bees buzz?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did summer say to spring?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?