Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
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