Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do fish use for glasses?
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