What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How are mountains able to see?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What game do mice love to play?

What did summer say to spring?

How is life like toilet paper?