People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
It's allergy season again?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
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