Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What do insects learn at school?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?