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They can't catch a brake.
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Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Did you know about April 1st?
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Why are all priests fit?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
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What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a silly hill?
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