Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What sport is always getting in trouble?