Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?