What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?