What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How do you grill cheese?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?