Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How was the wedding?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.