Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

When do astronauts eat?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?