What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where do polar bears vote?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?