Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where does breakfast live?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
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