Why was the bud so shy?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What's the loudest sport?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?