What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?