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What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's the noisiest food?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

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