Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What fish sings the best?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?