What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How can you make 7 even?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?