What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which president loved to take baths?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?