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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Where do cows go for lunch?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Where is the coldest place to work?