What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which subject has two parts?
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