What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What animal styles their hair every day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's the noisiest food?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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