Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are ghosts always single?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?