Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

How was the wedding?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?