What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
How do you know bees have allergies?
How do you wash a lamb?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Where does breakfast live?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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