What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Which animal is the most religious?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What day never takes itself seriously?
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