What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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Why did summer catch autumn?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do trees try new things so often?
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