What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are winter days great?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
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