Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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