What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What tree has the most bark?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?