Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
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Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
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What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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