What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How can you make 7 even?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?