Which hot drink loves golf?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?