What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What's a car's favorite TV show?