Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?