What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

How do you talk to a giant?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the chicken cross the net?