What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?