What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why was the cat so small?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?