What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?