Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Did you know about April 1st?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?