What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why do all the planets get along?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?