What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?