Why are skeletons always hungry?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What horn never makes a sound?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Where do stars go to college?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?