Why do cows wear bells?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?