What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What does a panda ghost say?

What is a cow's dream job?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?