Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who invented fractions?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?