Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why do mice need oiling?