What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the salad say to its dad?