Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's the friendliest pen?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?