Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why were the atoms always hungry?