What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?