Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?