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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?