Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?