In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which singer could always break a five?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?