What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

How can you make 7 even?