Why was the cat so small?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?