What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's the richest basketball team?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?