Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you talk to a giant?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
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