What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Can February March?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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