What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?