What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the cow afraid?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?