What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
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