What animal knows kung fu?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?