What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who invented fractions?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
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