What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How did the tree get lost?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
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