What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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