What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a magical reptile?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's a cat's favorite snack?