Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Where was Noah born?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's the most expensive plate in church?