What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?