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Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

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What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

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What's the hardest holiday to forget?