Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How does a squid go into battle?