Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
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Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do Scottish toads play?
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