Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does a taco bless the table?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the professor write on the window?
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