Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why is summer always sad?
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