How do chickens leave the highway?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?