Bears love exotic cars.

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.