What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do Scottish toads play?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Who invented fractions?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?