What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which animal will never go bald?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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