Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?