What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do bees say in the summer?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?