Why is money so stubborn?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What bird is losing its hair?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?