Why is money so stubborn?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do naked fish play with?